um um well I was going to be realistic but um let’s suspend disbelief !!! alrighty, our school is going to put on Bonnie and Clyde (les mis is too long, phantom is too vocally challenging)

Bonnie- me (obviously)

Clyde- Anton (don’t talk to me)

Blanche- Angela !!

Buck- Christian!

Ted Hinton- Mark because Ted is such an asshole omg

Preacher - um I’ll just go with a gender bend and make it Ella

Emma Parker (Bonnie’s Mom)- YOU

Young Bonnie- Anna

Young Clyde- Matthew omg